Certain people you just can't trust, you know Luke?
Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan.
Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach.
Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!
You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as SHIT don't MARRY THEM!
Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan.
Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach.
Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!
You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as SHIT don't MARRY THEM!
"Tarde o temprano todos dicen cosas que no sienten: fue amor a primera vista, me gustan los Beatles, tus amigos me caen bien, pedir perdón no me cuesta nada, ésa también es mi comida favorita, no ronco, es la primera vez que me pasa, adoro a mamá y a papá, era el mejor alumno de la división, tengo muchos amigos. Incluso dicen: te amo, quiero que tengamos un hijo, que viajemos juntos, quiero que conozcas a mis padres, crueldad llena de pudor pero otra vez son cosas que pasan más allá de mí." - S.B.
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